I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

I fucking love this man and his unabashed pride in his role in nerd culture.

I THINK IVE ACCIDENTALLY CHEATED ON TOM HIDDLESTON WITH SEBASTIAN STAN SEND HELP

peridotandtrickery:

mellowmarshall:

survivingwithouthiddles:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THERE IS NO HELP AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE NOT DATING SEBASTIAN STAN

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Ok, alright, it’s going to be fine, don’t worry… Stay calm, I’ll help you… I’m going to do something I strongly stand against and absolutely do not approve in my blog, but only to minimize the damage Sebastian Stan might cause. I’m going to charm you with Hiddles. You see, it’s better to have your life ruined by Tom since there are remedies to improve the quality of life for Hiddlestoners, whereas Sebastian Stan is still such a new phenomenon that there is no relief invented for the pain caused by him yet and I’m afraid my help won’t reach you with him. This will hurt, but I have to do this. I’m truly sorry.

Here we go. I hope you’re firmly seated.

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Now look:

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Yeah.

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Look I’m really sorry…

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…but you do have to face this.

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And this.

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Yeah, and this.

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And especially this.

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And take a good look at this.

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Yeeees, breathe…

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You’re doing great, sweetie.

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Keep looking.

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Yes, just a bit more.

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That’s it…

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Goood, well done.

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There you go.

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You alright? You still with us? Did it work?

Now, this treatment has been immensely rough and hormonally risky, but I had no choice, I’m sorry. As a result, you might experience such unpleasant side effects as nausea, heightened sexual and emotional needs, changes in menstruational cycle, numbness in several body parts, dizziness and amnesia. Don’t worry; it was to be expected, and I take full responsibility of the current state you are in. I was aware of the consequences but I had to act and I had to act fast. At least now you are within the reach of my help again, and therefore have better chances of surviving. I did it all out of love.

Actually this is awesome….such a rush….again…again!!!!

Sometimes the hardest treatments are the moat effective. Well done,
survivingwithouthiddles
. Your work is a boon to mankind.

Thay Sebastian Stan is a shameless fake relationship wrecker.

curucar:

WHY HAVE NONE OF THESE TURNED UP ON MY TUMBLR??

Soooooo…This happened.

antiquelily:

wakeupalexis:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

No need to period rage.

This is beautiful and hilarious and blargh.

sporadicfocus:

4 of my fave Sebastian Stan photos

(x)

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

I cacklesnorted.

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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syd-goes-roar:

These just shouldn’t be allowed..

Oh hot damn…

givebirthtothesound:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

I will reblog these every single time.

This is the best thing I’ve seen in the last week.

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

That’s what she said.