WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THERE IS NO HELP AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE NOT DATING SEBASTIAN STAN
Ok, alright, it’s going to be fine, don’t worry… Stay calm, I’ll help you… I’m going to do something I strongly stand against and absolutely do not approve in my blog, but only to minimize the damage Sebastian Stan might cause. I’m going to charm you with Hiddles. You see, it’s better to have your life ruined by Tom since there are remedies to improve the quality of life for Hiddlestoners, whereas Sebastian Stan is still such a new phenomenon that there is no relief invented for the pain caused by him yet and I’m afraid my help won’t reach you with him. This will hurt, but I have to do this. I’m truly sorry.
Here we go. I hope you’re firmly seated.
Look I’m really sorry…
…but you do have to face this.
Yeah, and this.
And especially this.
And take a good look at this.
You’re doing great, sweetie.
Yes, just a bit more.
Goood, well done.
There you go.
You alright? You still with us? Did it work?
Now, this treatment has been immensely rough and hormonally risky, but I had no choice, I’m sorry. As a result, you might experience such unpleasant side effects as nausea, heightened sexual and emotional needs, changes in menstruational cycle, numbness in several body parts, dizziness and amnesia. Don’t worry; it was to be expected, and I take full responsibility of the current state you are in. I was aware of the consequences but I had to act and I had to act fast. At least now you are within the reach of my help again, and therefore have better chances of surviving. I did it all out of love.